by Hillary Clinton
Is it just me, or was Barry's State of the Union speech a real snoozer. Jobs, jobs, jobs, is that all he can talk about? I think we should just outsource them all and just be done with this boring subject. He even put poor ol' Bill to sleep, poor guy, said he didn't sleep a wink last night, wherever that was.
Listen Barry, just tax more rich people so none of the poor will have to work! And after a Non-Paul candidate wins the Redublican nomination, you can finally set your sites on dismantling the second amendment using the Patriot Act and the National Defense Authorization Act.
Imagine, how peaceful the streets will be with all the patriots in jail while peace loving criminals are roaming the streets. By the way, the military police body guard you assigned to me is really great. But I have to send him back because he broke Bill's fingers. Apparently, Bill the notorius sleepwalker, had unlocked the his handcuffs and tried climbing out of our bedroom window. The guard thought he was a burglar and slammed the window shut on his hands!
My poor husband was so distraught, that he signed the wrong name on the love note he had in his pocket. My name isn't Truck Stop Lizzie. Oh well, I didn't mean to go off on a tangent, but, wowee, Barry's rhetoric has jumped the shark. Why couldn't the Demoncrats have picked me instead, I would have destroyed the economy with more confidence. Sigh.