Welcome aboard. Just a few rules to follow here.
1. Never use emoticons

(they're evil)
2. When holding conversations with "Older" posters, don't use abreviations or acronyms,
such as OMG, BFF, LOL, and ROTFLMAO. If you do, TSAHIYCAWID (they'll stomp a
hole in your chest and walk it dry)
3. Whenever Her Great Podcastiness logs on, throw yourself prostrate on the floor out of
pure love, respect and worship.
Now you've got your homework cut out for you, reading through a few thousand posts to figure out just what the heck I'm talking about.
Oh yeah, almost forgot the most important one: 4. Never, ever, under any circumstance utter a discouraging word about (dare I even say their name?) Hi-Points.
Seriously, welcome to the forum. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
-Kevin